#1: Alison Lohman as Christine Brown in Drag Me To Hell.
Why Christine Brown? In the movie, all sorts of disgusting things happen to her. Things that should be (and are) very un-sexy. However, that being said, when nobody is being sick on her or something similar, she has a cracking dress sense and always looks very attractive. 'So do most actresses!' I hear you cry. Here's where Christine Brown differs from other, typical horror movie pretty girls: The grave scene. As shown above, Christine digs up a grave and hops on in. Cue pouring rain, wet t shirt, angry shouting, and getting dirty. How could one not find that sexy? Especially considering I kinda like a girl with a bit of a bad attitude. You'll hear me say that a few times. One of my favourite scenes in a horror movie... Ever.
2# Cameron Diaz as Tina Carlyle in The Mask
When she first walks in the door, all the characters on camera turn and stare at her. She just has that effect. This is young Cameron Diaz. Before she was extremely skinny, back when she was hot. Why is Tina Carlyle so sexy? All sorts of reasons: She's trouble, she sings, she dances, she looks like that. She's brilliant in every way and she was the first time I felt the urge to wolf whistle the screen. And when she sings, I have the same reaction as Jim Carrey in this scene.
3# Jessica Alba as Nancy Callahan in Sin City
I suppose Nancy Callahan is a bit of a cheat considering she's an exotic dancer/stripper. Her job is to be sexy. Good thing is, she succeeds. But what makes Nancy even better? She's got a heart of gold. She's a complete sweetheart. A beautiful, sexy stripper who would do anything to help her friend. Now that is sexy. Plus, when she dances like this, not much else matters.
#4 Natalie Portman as Evey Hammond in V For Vendetta
If you've followed this blog for a while, you'll know Natalie Portman is one of my favourite actresses and I find her extremely attractive. So attractive in fact, that I almost just posted five different roles of hers as the five sexiest characters. But I decided that's not fair, so instead I narrowed my options down. I found it hard to choose between three of her roles: Evey, Nina (Black Swan), and Sam (Garden State). I decided that Sam's innocence made her less sexy, as did Nina's insanity. Evey on the other hand, is incredible. She is very attractive but not only that. She's loyal, strong, independent, beautiful, and very, very cool. Plus, she is the only women to look just as attractive with hair and without. I think she's extremely sexy.
Nina |
Sam |
#5 Emma Stone as Wichita in Zombieland
Oh, what about her isn't sexy? Hot brunette girl with a gun. Who is also a complete badass. And also a sweetheart. And also super hot. And has a bad attitude, and we've already said that I like that. She just looks so cool all the time and whether she's flirting or being a complete bitch, the words just roll off her tongue. Admittedly, Emma Stone is another actress I find beautiful all the time (See her as Olive in Easy A) but there's something especially sexy about Wichita. Maybe it's the mystery surrounding her or the fact that she could kick your ass and you'd still think she's perfect. And she comes with just a hint of danger... She doesn't even have to speak... Just look at her.
Olive |
Below, I've included a load of others that just didn't make the list. In order of how close they came to being in the top five.
Zooey Deschanel as Summer in [500] Days of Summer |
Ellen Page as Bliss in Whip It! |
Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann in Pirates of The Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl |
Nicole Kidman as Satine in Moulin Rouge! |
Lyndsy Fonseca as Katie in Kick Ass |
Brie Larson as Envy Adams in Scott Pilgrim vs The World |
Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Ramona Flowers in Scott Pilgrim vs The World |
Reading this post and realising just how serious my lesbian tendencies are... Obviously I think Emma and Zooey should be higher on the list, but other than that, perfect! x
ReplyDeleteNo Emma Watson? ;)
ReplyDeleteAs token older reader of your blog I would like to offer the classic Marilyn mM in some like it hot - iconic ; Kim bassinger in almost anything 9 1/2 weeks - naughty and then juliette Binohette in Chocolate - the perfect foil to drop at his best.
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