Showing posts with label timecrimes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label timecrimes. Show all posts

Friday, 30 November 2012

The Real Looper (Re-review)

Yesterday I put together an archive page of all the things I'd written on this blog. Whilst I did this I read back through some old blog posts and realised how bad some of them were. Here I am wanting to promote my blog and it has some terrible reviews. So, I've decided to re-review a few. Particularly ones on films that I want people to read about. This film was the first film that I reviewed after I underwent my first major blog redesign. Suddenly I had star ratings and pretty pictures. Today's film looks at time travel but in a slightly different way. Prepare to get your head around paradoxes, this is Timecrimes or Los Cronocrimenes. (The original review, should you wish to read it, is here)

Hector (Karra Elejalde) is a fairly average man who lives in Spain with his wife Clara (Candela Fernández). He is the sort of man who does the shopping at the weekend and then goes for a nap. His life is riddled with giant problems like dropping the phone, not quite being able to see what is behind a bush, and the car boot being broken. When his wife goes out, he ventures into the trees next to his house to investigate something odd he spotted through his binoculars: a stripping girl (Bárbara Goenaga). Suddenly, out of no where, he is attacked by a large man in a trench coat whose face is covered in pink bandages. After fleeing for his life he finds a building and is convinced into a strange machine by a man (Nacho Vigalondo) there. This machine just so happens to be a time machine. Hector gets zapped (or splashed?) back around an hour and begins the adventure of a lifetime (or three) in which he is told he must avoid causing a paradox. But it seems Hector has issues following orders and who knows what his actions may cause.

And everyone thought Hector was 'armless.

With only four characters, only two of which have actual names, this is certainly an example of less is more. Karra Elejalde is, essentially, a solo performer.  Occasionally there is another character to interact with, particularly the young man who runs the machine, but on a whole, Elejalde's Hector is not just the centre of the film but also an incredible character with an amazing journey. Elejalde take us with his character through a complex and detailed development which is constantly fascinating. At no point is Hector not engaging. We see him change from an every day man with nothing of interest into a darker character that is determined and strong. This is one of the most captivating character developments film has to offer and it simply goes to show that one should never ignore world cinema. There is no way to stress enough how great Elejalde's performance is and, no doubt, one of the main reasons the remake is taking so long to put together; no Hollywood actor could live up to Elejalde's already set standard.

Psycho mocks boy with glasses.

At no point should you think that the only major achievement here is Elejalde's. Nacho Vigalondo, the man who runs the time machine did something equally, if not more, impressive. He wrote, directed, and co-starred in the film. (Yes, despite being an unnamed character, he's still the second most crucial.) Now, this is no new feat by itself. However, the simply complexity of the film is in terms of both writing and directing. Time travel is not easy and there a a million different things you can do with it but somehow a lot of time travel films have common themes and ideas. Timecrimes is different. It is an original take on a complicated idea and will leave your brain racking for hours. There is simply no conceivable for one to get their head around the very concept of a casual time loop or a predetermined paradox. But the general idea of what happens is so basic that a five year old could get it. Some more intelligent viewers find this harder to accept because they want answers to the paradoxes and thus enjoyment of the actual story is lost. Forget answering questions, this film is brilliant as it is.

A near flawless sci-fi thriller. Sadly advertised - and edited - slightly more as a horror which may put people off but trust this humble reviewer when he says it is worth watching. It is less than an hour and a half so it will take up a fraction of your time so why not give it a watch. If you dare complain about subtitled films, we may have issues being friends. Just saying.


Best Bit? The most famous scene in the film. The scene in which two Hector's essentially play peek-a-boo. Both times. It is a masterpiece of not just time travel films but films in general.

Tuesday, 5 April 2011

News, Updates and Anger

Hi everyone. I'm taking a brief break from my coursework to give you a quick update. I promise, come the weekend, I'll start blogging loads again. Work will be out of the way and I'll have a lot more time.

However, in the world of movies, we have lots of news. Of course, there's always news in the world of film, but there's interesting news. Two interesting movies have come to my attention recently. The first is a sequel to Liam Neeson's Taken. At the moment it is simply called Taken 2. Is it real? If so, I'm very excited. Taken was a fine bit of pointless action and I enjoyed every moment of it. If the sequel is just as badass and awesome, we may see one of the best sequels ever. However, I am curious as to what the plot will be. Surely his daughter isn't foolish enough to get kidnapped twice? Perhaps he just goes crazy and decides to kick some drug dealing, girl stealing, unappealing gangster ass.


The second movie is one that, to me, sounds like the best concept for a while. I mean, Cowboys vs Aliens is a great concept, but does this trump it? It's called Cockneys VS Zombies. I mean come on. A load of bank robbers fighting Zombies? My immediate issue is that I assume people will compare it to Shaun Of The Dead. Despite the incredibly amusing concept, whether the film will be any good or not is yet to be seen. We shall find out next year.


Are you sure nobody has made Cockneys VS Zombies before?


Now let's talk about the year 2013. If the world hasn't ended then we are surely in for an interesting year. Due to two films. Firstly, Monsters University. The prequel to PIXAR's Monsters inc. Now, I'm very interested to see a PIXAR prequel. Toy Story had two sequels and Cars 2 is a sequel, so the very premise is something PIXAR haven't tried before. I love all the characters from Monsters inc and I'd love to see some new ones. Once again, I'm interested what the plot will be. Where will the conflict come from. Surely they can't use a child again?


You may have noticed the title of this post says Anger. And here it is: in 2013, Warner Brothers have proposed that Batman will be rebooted again. A year after the third and final movie from Christopher Nolan. It is in the purpose of having a slightly less realistic Batman for the Justice League, which seems like a stupid movie on its own. Christopher Nolan and Emma Thompson will be producing and looking at evidence of how Nolan is producing Superman, there is still a glimmer of hope for the movie. Despite this glimmer, I want Batman to be left alone. He's had a comedy series, an animated series, a set of movies that were accurate to the comics, a set of movies that were gritty and realistic and now they want to put him in a movie with The Green Lantern and Superman?


I don't want the Justice League. I don't want The Avengers. I want superhero movies to stand by themselves without crossing into other ones. I also want some originality in movies. Stop rebooting Batman, Spiderman, Superman and X-Men and make some new movies.


Like Taken. That movie was awesome.


Talking of Batman, you probably know by know, but the third movie will be called The Dark Knight Rises. Supposedly. Three 'Villains' have been named. Tom Hardy will be super strong, super smart Bane. Joseph Gordon-Levitt will be Alberto Falcone (The main suspect behind the 'holiday killings' in the comics) and Anne Hathaway is Selina Kyle (NOTE: they never say Catwoman. this may or may not be of importance. You know what Christopher Nolan is like.) Many more rumours fly around but that's all we have for now.


A final word from me. I eagerly await news on the Timecrimes American remake. I love the original and expect a huge post about it when they finally release details.


Stick around next week for reviews on:



  • Paul

  • Tangled

  • Unstoppable

  • Rebel Without Cause

  • Bolt

  • Hot Tub Time Machine

  • And more :)

Friday, 4 June 2010

Things On My Mind Now.

No Batman 3 this time. (Though I may talk about Christopher Nolan's Superman reboot.)

Firstly, two remakes of brilliant foreign films. I'm not sure why Hollywood has to remake these remarkable films though I suspect ti has something to do with people being too lazy to read subtitles. Timecrimes (Los Cronocrimenes) is set to be remade for 2011 with Tom Cruise strongly linked to it. As you know by reading previous posts, I adore this film. Timecrimes is an amazing creation, innovative and clever. I really worry that it will loose the things that make it great with an American remake. The simplicity, the slightly porky everyman protagonist, the point.
Also another film I am in love with, Let The Right One In. I reviewed this a little while back and boy is it stunning. I certainly have more faith in this than in Timecrimes. Mainly because of the awesome casting. Kick ass' Chloe Mortez and The Road's Kodi Smit-McPhee as our protagonists; sounds good. I still can't believe it would be as magnificent as the original but I hope for a good turn out. Also it will be called Let Me In.

Also, director Christopher Nolan has bounced around my mind a lot in the last few hours. His stunning take on Batman has left millions comparing him to Kubrick or Hitchcock. Others may know him from The Prestige or Insomnia but everyone will soon know him from one of his three upcoming movies: Batman 3, Superman and Inception. He has claimed that he will focus on Superman's character to create the world around him. Thats how he created his gothic Gotham. So what is Superman's character? Strong, powerful and mighty. He's also a lovely chap... Perhaps less of the grouchy need-a-soother voice from Batman.

Inception being the most expected film of the year (coming out July 16th) I advice everyone to see it. That's all I have to say about that.

Anyway that's all from me :)

Stay tuned for reviews on North By Northwest, 17 Again, Mean Machine, A Few Dollars More, Iron Man 2, The Notebook and The Good The Bad The Wierd.

Peace out ya hear!

Saturday, 1 May 2010

Timecrimes OR Los Cronocrimenes

You may well have guessed that this film isn't an English language film. That's okay right? We don't mind some subtitles, do we? No. Because one cannot claim to love films without first accepting films in all of its forms and varieties.

Anyhoo. Do you like Time travel? Paradoxes? Naked Women? Crazed bandage wearing freaks? Then boy do I have a film for you! In English it's called Timecrimes though its real name is Los Cronocrimenes, directed by Spanish director, Nacho Vigalondo (His first feature film may I add.) I was first attracted to this film when they showed this picture in Empire Magazine:


Only a real man can pull off pink...

I love crazy, psychotic characters and when I saw those bandages I knew he'd be a good'un. And so I read the article but alas it wasn't that informative.... But HMV had the answer; there it was in the foreign films section for only £3. How could I refuse? I couldn't is the answer. And it didn't disappoint.
The plot is awesome. It feels like one should think more but really you just have to sit back and watch the events occur. It's mind bending nevertheless; How does the loop start? Did any paradoxes occur? Did Hector affect the timeline at all? The simple answers to all these questions is... It doesn't matter. IMDB message boards will answer them correctly but the simple truth is you don't need to know.

Next, the acting. I very much enjoyed Karra Elejalde's change from a mildly grumpy middle aged man to a dark, sinister character as he battles himself for his life. (You'll get it if you watch the film) He travels back in time a couple of hours and has to preserve the timeline and ensure that he (Hector 1) proceeds to carry out Hector 2's actions. Confusing? Nah. Watch it... it'll make sense.


"Damn I knew I should've brought my telescope"

Overall the film is an enjoyable waste of 90 minutes or so. There are some excellent camera shots, an awesome score, some OMG NO WAY moments and some funny times. Also look out for a crew member trying to get out of camera shot at around 4 minutes when Hector picks up the phone.




Best Bit? Another Tricky one but I'm gonna go with The first chase in the woods with the bandaged guy. (See second picture for exact moment.)